HOW PECULIAR

I am all of the above babe
Johnny long strokes to the grave

Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle
Rub me rub me up right lovely

If you lick it, then lick it battery
Good and properly all night if you want

I haven’t got a clue what to do with you
I need for you to love me so much

Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush
Just get the old fella and whack it up against her tush

How peculiar
Bend your long legs against the sofa

In the Dorchester you can get your all bran
I’m not into hard sports

Oh I haven’t got a clue what to do with you
Jesus all the things my head is going through

God what am I gonna do with this crush
Just whack the old man out and get it up against your Tush

How peculiar
Jesus what am I to do man

I am a depressed man
Not sure what I’m doing all of the day

How peculiar
I am all of the above man
I have what you want man

If you want me here I am
Come and get it baby
Uhh!